Competitions are like buses, you don’t see one for ages then a herd of them come along. Speaking of which… Matt Nuts has a competition on right now where you can choose your own prize. So here is my review of the prizes.

Prize 1: I have already lost half my teeth to chocolate, I don’t want to lose any more.

Prize 2: With some of these bottles it is already a puzzle on how to open them.

Prize 3: Does that ink run? I don’t want any ink smears on my rear!

Prize 4: Gotta hand it to you this is cute But with no grannies or kids, there’s no one left to scare.

Prize 5: Since I started blogging it has been impossible for my gf to get me out of the house. This prize might be my salvation as I would be able to blog anywhere anytime.

So after reviewing the prizes, I have no choice, it has to be #5 or else I will lose my tan and my gf.